(Josh's 18th Birthday)
(Josh's 18th Birthday)
Polly Abdool is the peculiar pop idol and wife of Nork from Pork. An avid cartoon fan, she has a fascination with drawing cartoon cat characters. She is a fun-loving girl, but it seems that after she was married two years ago, she started going a little nutzo! Played by: Abby Kane
Nork is one of the most bizarre television actors in Hollywood! Rumour has it that he was a struggling actor who got lucky landing a sitcom role of a stranded alien on the planet Earth. Seven years later, Nork has assumed the identity of the fictional character and lives his life by the ways of Planet Pork - both on and off camera! Played by: Ben Virr
Toni Oregano came out of the woodwork with her hit cheerleading- themed single Hey Dickie! The world has been awaiting another hit from this pop diva, but it’s been two years of radio silence. People wonder why she still wears her iconic cheerleading outfit. Toni spends most of her time tending to her Mogwai rescue. Played by: Jenny Bramley
Debbie Gribson is an intolerable, high-maintenance teen idol. This pop icon is known by Hollywood insiders as being difficult to work with, as she’s extremely demanding. Because of her fame and success, she gets whatever she wants. Toni Oregano is the only one that Debbie considers to be a true friend. Played by: Abi Sharples
Danny Son is the American black belt Karate champion. He was raised by a single mother in a poor neighbourhood but was taken in by an old Karate master who trained him to become the most feared Karate competitor in the nation. Played by: Josh Edmundson.
Lindy Lauper is a fun-loving and eccentric pop star. She is known for her ever-changing colourful hair and crazy clothing, as well as her unique high-pitched voice! Just about every teenage girl has a Lindy Lauper tape in her cassette player! Played by: Catherine Theophanus.
Alligator Dundee is quickly rising to international fame with his rugged charm and uncanny animal handling skills. He is known in Australia as an alligator hunter and charismatic wilderness guru. In America, these manly attributes have landed him a spot in Hollywood as an upcoming film star! Played by: Zak Edmundson
Dave Bouie is one of the most legendary music icons of his time. Many say it’s only a matter of time before this chap is a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Hailing from England, Dave is a bestselling music artist with hits on both the US and UK charts. Not one to rest between projects and tours, Dave also has an illustrious acting career on the stages of Broadway, television, and the Hollywood big screen. Played by: Jeremy Prince.
Jessica Bunny performed the voice behind the famous femme fatale cartoon rabbit of the same name from the movie Who Framed Ralph Bunny? She insists upon wearing a Jessica Bunny costume and going by the stage name of Jessica Bunny, so everybody will know she was the voice behind the film character. Most Hollywood gossipers say she needs to move on with her career! Played by: Mim Napper.
Louie Skullnick is a nerdy computer major and frat boy from the fraternity Lambda Pi at the local university. He is an aspiring film star and rap artist. However, he hasn’t had luck with kick-starting his career in the entertainment industry. He is also a talented inventor and shows a lot of promise in the field of engineering. Played by: Jacob Sharples.
Originally hailing from Cuba, Scabface came to America in search of fortune and fame and quickly rose to become a legendary mob boss in Miami, Florida. Famous for a never-healing sore on his face, he is one to be feared in the streets of Miami. Played by: Jed Kane.
Nozzy Nosborn is the wild and crazy rock star often referred to as the Prince of Nightshade. He is a vampire bat farmer and is one of the biggest rock icons of the ‘80s. Take heed when you are around this untamed rocker, as he is very unpredictable during social gatherings. Played by: Gareth Butcher
Spunky Brewster is the lucky orphan who landed an awesome role as an orphan in a self-named television sitcom! Her pigtails and silly socks are what she is known for, and this is one television star who knows how to tell a joke! Played by: Zoë Edmundson
Keep Howard Scott happy or you might pay the price! Howard is the little brother of Nork from Pork and a talented high school basketball star. He, unfortunately, has a major anger management problem! Howard only found out recently that his emotions can lead to some hairy situations. Played by: Rhys Peel.
Fadonna is one of the most famous pop stars of the ‘80s. She came to Hollywood to make it big, and her time has definitely arrived. She is a tad spoiled and demanding at times, but this is one musical diva that knows how to party! Played by: Cat Bramley
El Vampira is a celebrity who gained her fame by hosting a late-night television show. Her alternative name isDiva of the Dark, as she’s known for Gothic fashion and speaks with a creepy voice. This is one super spooky diva! Played by: Hannah Middleman.
Like, oh, my gosh, let’s throw on leg warmers, snag Daddy’s credit cards, and go shopping at the Galleria! Muffy spends all of her free time with her best friends shopping and going to outrageous parties. This is one Valley girl who knows everyone in the in-crowd. Played by: Anna Watson.
Biff Buffman is an ultra-snooty prep that spends his days with his buddies at the local country club. Biff and his friends all have sizeable trust funds and spend minimal time at their fathers’ companies learning the ropes for the one day that they will take over. Until that day, they will spend their time impulsively enjoying their life of leisure. Played by: Zak Lloyd.
Molly Mingmold is the lonely spinster and antisocial wanted-to-be prom queen. She never got over being cheated out of going to her high school prom by a vicious prankster, Long Duck Dundee. Today, she is obsessed with wearing the pink prom dress that she made and never got the chance to wear. Some people say this trauma caused her to be a social outcast since high school. Over the lonely years, she’s become obsessed with solving the Rubik's cube - over and over again. Played by: Sharon Edmundson.
Davey Lee Broth is the outrageous lead singer of the ‘80s heavy metal rock band Von Hulen. The Von Hulen roadies and groupies know to stay clear of this wild frontman at all costs. He is one of the most unpredictable rockers! Davey Lee is always seen wearing ‘80s glam band attire with tight spandex pants and teased-up hair. Played by: Dan Lawrence.
Turbozone Goobalo is famous in the break dancing underground scene. On the surface, he is a fun-loving party animal, but every move he makes is secretly designed to help him achieve fame and fortune. He is a compulsive rhymer who always has a boom box with him. He loves to show off his break dancing skills and will perform for anyone who can wire him into the Hollywood scene. Played by: Nathan Page-Jones.
Lany Lou Metton is a kleptomaniac Olympic gold medalist. This gymnast is no stranger to behavioural therapy, but she still can’t keep her hands off things that don’t belong to her. Her real motive for attending the party is that she secretly has a crush on Alligator Dundee. This might be a case of ‘a love-struck fan turned stalker!’ Played by: Alice Burnett
Mr. D is the incensed leader of an underground troupe of soldiers of fortune called the C Team. A team for hire, the C Team can be called upon to solve any problem. Mr. D is often invited to VIP events around Hollywood - even though he is notorious for his unpredictable fits of rage. Played by: David Obadan.
Jamey Cakker is the most scandalous television evangelist the world has ever seen! The media is covering the investigation of Jamey for over 10 alleged crimes of embezzlement, fraud, illegal gambling and even an Olympic game scandal. This slimy evangelist won't stop until he gets what he wants, even if it harms those closest to him - or lands his mug on the front page of the trash tabloids. Played by: Chamod.
Fammy Taye Cakker is the wife of the creepy TV Evangelist, Jamey Cakker. She is the head of the Debbie Gribson fan club and is a compulsive gambler. She has a lacrimal gland dysfunction, and her eyes constantly water and streak mascara down her heavily made-up face. She claims to stream tears of sympathy because her husband is dealing with multiple scandals in the media. Played by: Nevoda.
Bo Pontana is a famous NFL quarterback and three-time Super Bowl champion. He prefers not to speak much since he has a bad stuttering problem and sprays saliva when he talks. Some deem this non-communication as antisocial or apathetic, but Bo actually cares about the social scene. Due to his NFL fame, he is wired into the Hollywood network and social ladder-climbers love to befriend him. Played by: Dan Canning.
Hannah Shell is an insanely crazed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fan and the fanatical founder of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Fan Club. She will do anything to recruit new members, as she feels that the more members that are in her club, the more attention that she might get from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Played by: Sarah Kennedy.
Janie Bond is the beautiful and mysterious double secret agent and wife of the infamous international double secret agent Jay ‘Double 7’ Bond. She is also the sister of Nork from Pork...but that is all anyone truly knows about her. Played by: Anna Catchpole.
Melinda Parnile is the tough-hearted lead singer of the pop band ‘The No No’s'. Melinda is a compulsive liar who adores her little dog, Bangles, more than the people around her. She’s cold-hearted and insensitive. However, fame has its privileges, and she’s got more than her share of people in her inner circle willing to cater to her every meticulous need. Played by: Rebekah Brown
Ivan Pingmold is the wacky scientist-turned-ghost catcher. He has a huge flatulence problem and often blames his sneaky stenches on the ghosts around him. Most of the city believes Ivan’s company is a sham, but his business has been growing astronomically in the last year, nonetheless. Played by: Stephen Sammons.
Hailing all the way from Oahu, Hawaii, Tommy Magnus is the tenacious private investigator and respected veteran. Tommy is a former Navy SEAL. Rumour has it that he still works for a top-secret government agency. He’s also in the private sector for hire. Played by: Nathan Prior
Lingering in the shadows of his brother’s limelight, Charles Spleen is more of a fashion icon of the ‘80s than a film actor. Charles soaks up the glitz and glamour of Hollywood but doesn’t seem to put in the man-hours or work as hard as the rest of his famous family. Played by: Micah De Gruchy
Born to famous Hollywood icons, Emeril Estevez is the oldest sibling in a family of famous faces. Emeril’s career is flourishing on both sides of the camera. He’s the leader of the Hollywood Brat Packand is one of the most sought after young actors in Hollywood. Played by: Josh Catchpole
Tom is the handsome and debonair chap who will be managing the Mocktails & Dreams Bar for the evening. He will be the host, ensuring that everyone is having a good time! Tips welcome. Played by Matt Edmundson.